Gift for the Liberals

I would like everyone over the holidays to gather up all the "Viox" or "Celebrex" that they have or can get from their friends and sent it to Queenspark addressed to any and all Liberals . Just enclose a card saying something like "Just showing you how much we care" , "From the dogs" , " A Christmas wish for you " or something to that effect . The Liberals seem to be in some kind of pain , these FDA approved drugs are excellent pain killers and I hear the "long" term effect can be beneficial as well. Thanks